My priority is my family. My wife. My son. You help me get ‘em back, I’ll give you what you want.
Micro: What is that?
Frank: It’s a bomb.
Micro: And you just leave it lying around?!
Frank: I was gonna put it in a box!
Micro: What good is a box gonna do?!
Frank: You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.
Frank: Lieberman, brief me on the situation.
Micro: Helpful hint to the scientists who programmed you, most people say hello at the beginning of a conversation. Another helpful hint-
Frank: Goodbye, Lieberman.
Frank: You want to be friends? Friendship, stage one: show me that I can trust you.
Micro: I saved your life. Twice.
Frank: Because you put it in danger. Twice.
Karen: Listen guys, Frank and I were talking last night-
Micro: Pillow talk alert! Set the scene: spooning or face-to-face?
Micro: [whispers] Spooning.