Category: fyeahmarvel

The moral of my shitty story is if your dead parent comes back to life, stick ‘em back in the ground.

Marvel’s Jessica Jones: AKA Pork Chop (2018) dir. Neasa Hardiman

You were like that before the accident. You didn’t have any friends, you refused to play team sports. You locked yourself in your room all day, playing depressing rock. Nirvana isn’t depressing.

Marvel’s Jessica Jones: AKA Ain’t We Got Fun (2018) dir. Zetna Fuentes

Call me a bitch again. Compare me to a dog, an animal that you can kick and collar. Say it. Redefine the word, dickhead.

Marvel’s Jessica Jones: AKA I Want Your Cray Cray (2018) dir. Jennifer Getzinger

Love isn’t for the weak-hearted. It’s for idiots…and murderers, apparently.

Marvel’s Jessica Jones: AKA Facetime (2018) dir. Jet Wilkinson

Today I’m free. Do you know why? No, ‘cause you’re a shitty investigator. So go talk to the cops, go steal someone else’s cases. You know what? Go beat off in the corner, because i don’t give a dead moose’s last shit.

Marvel’s Jessica Jones: AKA The Octopus (2018) dir. Millicent Shelton

But that’s always the question: what are you, how did you end up like this, and are you going to kill me?

Marvel’s Jessica Jones: AKA God Help the Hobo (2018) dir. Deborah Chow

If I believed in God, I’d say her sense of humor is for shit.

Marvel’s Jessica Jones: AKA Sole Survivor (2018) dir. Mairzee Almas

With great power comes great mental illness.

Marvel’s Jessica Jones: AKA Freak Accident (2018) dir. Minkie Spiro

The Punisher (2017-) ——

Jessica Jones (2016-)

What would you do if it was Sarah? If there was a maniac coming after her, what would you do? Sarah’s my wife. Sarah’s my family.