Category: incorrect daredevil quotes

Matt: Jessica, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.
Jessica: Yeah? Well, your Ken can kiss my Barbie.

Danny: And it’s Jessica, right? I mean, she’s a badass. She’s the toughest of all of us. No offense, guys.
Luke: No, that’s accurate.
Matt: Very fair.

Jessica: I thought you were dead.
Matt: So did I, but I’m not.

Claire: What happened?
Matt: I’ll tell you when I regain consciousness.

Matt: Okay, if you’ve got any questions, just ask.
Danny: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Matt: If you’ve got any relevant questions, just ask.

Claire: Oh, Matt, I never doubted you for a moment!
Matt: Thank you, Claire.
Matt: You’re lying, though, right?
Claire: Yes I am. I doubted you very strong.

Karen: Why can’t you guys just get along?
Frank: Because we hate each other.
Matt: That’s kind of how rivalries work, Karen.

Matt: Can you tell me what this is all about?
Danny: Yeah. A guy I trusted for years wants me dead.
Jessica: That’s understandable. I’ve only known you for five minutes and I want you dead, too.