Category: incorrect daredevil quotes

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Matt: Personally, I’ve found denial to be a very effective coping mechanism.
Jessica: Kind of how I feel about whiskey.

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Luke: Synchronize your watches.
Jessica: I don’t know how to do that.
Matt: I don’t wear a watch.
Danny: Time is a social construct.

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Hogarth: Mr. Nelson, do you think of us as friends?
Foggy: I hope so.
Hogarth: We’re not. I’m your boss.

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Karen: You said everything was okay!
Matt: I may have lied.
Karen: You may have, or you did?
Matt: I may have did.

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Matt: I don’t want to hurt their feelings.
Elektra: Hurt their- do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?
Matt: Yeah, don’t you?
Elektra: No. How do you get anything done?

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Matt: I think you’ve made a mistake.
Jessica: My entire life is a series of mistakes. You’re gonna have to be more specific there, champ.

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Karen: You’re a heartless jerk!
Matt: Where did that come from?
Matt: Oh right, my actions.

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Hogarth: Here is my wall of inspirational women.
Foggy: Is that a picture of you?
Hogarth: I’m big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Matt: Can’t you put your hostility aside for one minute?
Jessica: Oh, all right. I’ll stack it on top of my anger.