Category: incorrect defenders quotes

Walker: Well, to tell you the truth, I’m glad we found your sister. It is so exhausting pretending to care about your silly little feelings.
Ward: If anyone hurts her–
Walker: You’ll what? Whine at me?

Danny: You know, you guys could have told me. I can keep a secret.
Colleen and Misty: No, you can’t.

Jessica: You’re too easily offended.
Danny: I can’t believe you just said that.

Misty: I’m not interested in you that way.
Danny: What way?
Misty: Pick one.

Trish: Before Luke, you were just some pissed-off PI. But with him, you seemed happy.
Jessica: Hey, I was never happy. I was just less pissed-off.

Matt: Jessica, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.
Jessica: Yeah? Well, your Ken can kiss my Barbie.

Colleen: It just feels like you guys are part of some sort of gang or something.
Danny: Colleen, you’re over-reacting. We’re not some kind of gang, okay?
Colleen: Okay.
Danny: Defenders, let’s roll!

Danny: I’ll bet my reputation on it.
Jessica: Sorry, there’s a five dollar minimum.