Category: incorrect defenders quotes

Conversation

Danny: You look so hot when you find me annoying.
Colleen: Then I must be Thor to you 24/7.

Conversation

Luke: Guys, we need a plan.
Jessica: Punch everyone.
Matt: One that goes further than punching everyone.

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Matt: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute

Luke: Matt nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES

Matt: FLOOR IT?

Luke: MATT NO

Matt: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Luke: MATT YOU’RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

Matt: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES

Luke: MATT PLEASE

Conversation

Stick: I am very disappointed in you.
Matt: Your approval means nothing to me.

Conversation

Danny: You know, I’ve been thinking.
Jessica: Well, that would explain the beads of sweat.

Conversation

Malcolm: Why can’t Jessica see how good I am?
Trish: You’re concerned about the opinion of a woman whose pet peeves are sobriety and kindness.

Conversation

Matt: You don’t need perfect people to make a perfect team. You need people whose flaws feed into each other. It’s- what do you call it?
Jessica: Codependency.
Matt: Synergy.

Conversation

Luke: They really hate us, Danny.
Danny: Yes. Perhaps they’re homophobic.
Luke: But we’re not gay, Danny.
Danny: We’re not?