Category: incorrect iron fist quotes

Jessica: Look, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you.
Danny: I like you.
Jessica: Well, I don’t like you.
Danny: Maybe you’d like me if you got to know me better.

Matt: Okay, if you’ve got any questions, just ask.
Danny: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Matt: If you’ve got any relevant questions, just ask.

Luke: [getting attacked] Danny! Support!
Danny: Well, you’ve got a very nice head, you wear a beautiful shade of yellow. And honestly? You’re the only guy I can rely on on this team.
Luke: I meant punch him, you dumbass!

Matt: Can you tell me what this is all about?
Danny: Yeah. A guy I trusted for years wants me dead.
Jessica: That’s understandable. I’ve only known you for five minutes and I want you dead, too.

Matt: Danny, you’re in charge. Take Luke and Colleen.
Danny: Yes! My fantasy threesome!
Danny: Of Defenders on a mission.

Danny: What’s Jessica like?
Luke: If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Kreuger had a lovechild, that kid would be afraid of Jessica Jones.

Danny: There’s three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way, and the Danny Rand way!
Luke: Isn’t that the wrong way?
Danny: Yeah, but faster!

Danny: I’ve been living a lie.
Jessica: Just one? I’m living, like, twenty.

Luke: Synchronize your watches.
Jessica: I don’t know how to do that.
Matt: I don’t wear a watch.
Danny: Time is a social construct.