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Luke: Guys, we need a plan.
Jessica: Punch everyone.
Matt: One that goes further than punching everyone.

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Danny: You know, I’ve been thinking.
Jessica: Well, that would explain the beads of sweat.

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Malcolm: Why can’t Jessica see how good I am?
Trish: You’re concerned about the opinion of a woman whose pet peeves are sobriety and kindness.

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Matt: You don’t need perfect people to make a perfect team. You need people whose flaws feed into each other. It’s- what do you call it?
Jessica: Codependency.
Matt: Synergy.

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Matt: I like your scarf.
Jessica: It’s strong enough to choke a man.

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Luke: You took advice from Danny?
Jessica: It’s called hitting rock bottom, Luke.

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Jessica: Whoa. You’re being a little-
Trish: Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent?
Jessica: I was gonna say cray-cray.

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Danny: Look, I don’t think I did anything wrong. I’m not gonna apologize to Colleen.
Jessica: Oh yeah? Here’s the thing. You’re assuming that you’re good enough for Colleen and you’re not.
Danny: Yes I am.
Jessica: No, you’re not. Just like I’m not good enough for Luke.
Danny: Okay, well, yeah that’s true.
Jessica: Hey, watch it. I’m trying to help you out here.

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Kilgrave: I know what’s going on in your head.
Jessica: Oh. Well then, welcome to the terror dome.