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Malcolm: I’m not trying to irritate you.
Jessica: Well then, you just must have a natural talent for it.

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Jessica: Look, you seem very nice.
Luke: Thanks.
Jessica: I have no room in my life for people like that.

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Matt: Can’t you put your hostility aside for one minute?
Jessica: Oh, all right. I’ll stack it on top of my anger.

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Jessica: Somewhere along the line, I started hurting the people I care most about, and I can’t figure out how to stop.
Luke: Well, stop being a dick, Jess. It would help.

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Danny: I was thinking that you drink too much and it was probably going to kill you.
Jessica: I don’t plan to stop drinking.

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Claire: So that’s plan M.
Danny: Don’t I die in plan M?
Claire: Yeah, usually.
Danny: What you mean, usually? How many plans do I die in?
Claire: C, F, and M through Q.
Danny: C, that’s a little close to home, man. You need to switch that up. How many plans does Luke die in?
Claire: None. And [points to Jessica] none.
Claire: And [points to Matt]…[points back at Jessica] There is a plan where she comes out of it with a scar.
Luke: Ooh! You’d look so cool with a scar!
Matt: Wait, wait, wait, go back, hold on, let’s rewind–you skipped past me! You skipped past me.

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Jessica: You can’t change who you are. Not without dropping yourself in a vat of toxic waste.
Trish:
Jessica: Trish!
Trish: Where would we even find-
Jessica: TRISH!

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Jessica: Matt, I’m not trying to be rude, but you died.
Matt: Yeah, I know. I was there.

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Matt: So are you always this mean?
Jessica: Actually, this is me being nice.