Category: incorrect jessica jones quotes

Jessica: You’re too easily offended.
Danny: I can’t believe you just said that.

Trish: Before Luke, you were just some pissed-off PI. But with him, you seemed happy.
Jessica: Hey, I was never happy. I was just less pissed-off.

Matt: Jessica, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.
Jessica: Yeah? Well, your Ken can kiss my Barbie.

Danny: I’ll bet my reputation on it.
Jessica: Sorry, there’s a five dollar minimum.

Danny: And it’s Jessica, right? I mean, she’s a badass. She’s the toughest of all of us. No offense, guys.
Luke: No, that’s accurate.
Matt: Very fair.

Jessica: I thought you were dead.
Matt: So did I, but I’m not.

Jessica: What’s wrong with the way I dress?
Luke: You know, some people might say that all the black leather kind of makes you look like an evil villain.
Jessica: [glares]
Luke: Not me. I think you look like a sexy motorcycle.

Jessica: Look, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you.
Danny: I like you.
Jessica: Well, I don’t like you.
Danny: Maybe you’d like me if you got to know me better.