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Danny: I’ll bet my reputation on it.
Jessica: Sorry, there’s a five dollar minimum.

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Danny: And it’s Jessica, right? I mean, she’s a badass. She’s the toughest of all of us. No offense, guys.
Luke: No, that’s accurate.
Matt: Very fair.

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Jessica: I thought you were dead.
Matt: So did I, but I’m not.

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Jessica: What’s wrong with the way I dress?
Luke: You know, some people might say that all the black leather kind of makes you look like an evil villain.
Jessica: [glares]
Luke: Not me. I think you look like a sexy motorcycle.

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Jessica: Look, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you.
Danny: I like you.
Jessica: Well, I don’t like you.
Danny: Maybe you’d like me if you got to know me better.

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Matt: Can you tell me what this is all about?
Danny: Yeah. A guy I trusted for years wants me dead.
Jessica: That’s understandable. I’ve only known you for five minutes and I want you dead, too.

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Luke: Misery loves company.
Jessica: You don’t have to tell me that. It’s the basis for our entire friendship.

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Trish: Jessica, you look like hell.
Jessica: Yeah? I just got back.

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Trish: Come on, okay? You’re beautiful. You have nothing to be insecure about.
Jessica: No, you see, that is way too emotionally supportive and you need to just lock that down.
Trish: Your ass is a little bony.
Jessica: Much better.