Category: incorrect luke cage quotes

Trish: Before Luke, you were just some pissed-off PI. But with him, you seemed happy.
Jessica: Hey, I was never happy. I was just less pissed-off.

Danny: And it’s Jessica, right? I mean, she’s a badass. She’s the toughest of all of us. No offense, guys.
Luke: No, that’s accurate.
Matt: Very fair.

Jessica: What’s wrong with the way I dress?
Luke: You know, some people might say that all the black leather kind of makes you look like an evil villain.
Jessica: [glares]
Luke: Not me. I think you look like a sexy motorcycle.

Luke: [getting attacked] Danny! Support!
Danny: Well, you’ve got a very nice head, you wear a beautiful shade of yellow. And honestly? You’re the only guy I can rely on on this team.
Luke: I meant punch him, you dumbass!

Luke: Misery loves company.
Jessica: You don’t have to tell me that. It’s the basis for our entire friendship.

Matt: Danny, you’re in charge. Take Luke and Colleen.
Danny: Yes! My fantasy threesome!
Danny: Of Defenders on a mission.

Danny: What’s Jessica like?
Luke: If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Kreuger had a lovechild, that kid would be afraid of Jessica Jones.

Danny: There’s three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way, and the Danny Rand way!
Luke: Isn’t that the wrong way?
Danny: Yeah, but faster!

Luke: Synchronize your watches.
Jessica: I don’t know how to do that.
Matt: I don’t wear a watch.
Danny: Time is a social construct.

Danny: Hello! Can we deal with my pain please?
Luke: [pats him on the back] There, there.
Danny: Thanks.