Category: incorrect quotes

incorrect-marvelcinematic-quotes:

Elektra: *dies*

Matt: Everything is garbage. Never love anything.

Foggy & Karen: ᵘᵐ

incorrectfandomquo-tes:

Peter: I’m going 100 mph.

Peter: As in 100 mistakes per minute.

incorrectstarkfamilyquotes:

Snickers commercial: You’re not you when you’re hungry

Peter, always hungry: who am I

incorrectfitzsimmonsquotes:

Daisy: Fitz, can’t you just tell Jemma the truth?

Fitz: No. I’m going to wait until the last possible minute, get in the last word, and then die immediately.

Daisy: That’s your plan for dealing with falling in love with Jemma?

Fitz: That’s my plan for dealing with everything.

chloeapplepi:

Tony: guys, I would tell you if I had a son

Peter: *walking past* hey, dad

Tony: oh hey, kiddo

Avengers:

Tony:

Tony: okay, listen

lorelaigilmoure:

phil coulson: the stars look beautiful tonight.

melinda may: yes, they do.

phil coulson: do you know who else is beautiful?

melinda may: *blushes* who?

phil coulson: captain america

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