Category: Jessica Jones spoilers

blakelivey:

I hear you got trouble. I always have trouble. Never seen you at my doorstep before. You’ve never been in the news so much. Every day, fifty-fifty, I see your face or your friend.

Jessica: Whoa. You’re being a little-
Trish: Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent?
Jessica: I was gonna say cray-cray.

Alisa: Do you know of any other mother who would kill for her daughter?
Jessica: No, I don’t. It’s probably a good thing for society.

Trish: I was legally dead for two full dead minutes. And I met God.
Malcolm: Tight!
Hogarth: What does She look like?
Trish: Ethnically ambiguous.

Jessica: It’s not safe! What makes you think you can just run off on your own?!
Trish: ‘Cause I’m carrying a gun. [pulls out her gun]
Jessica: TRISH!

Jessica: Where’s Trish?
Dorothy: Don’t worry about Trish.
Jessica: Oh I’m sorry, have you met me?

Trish: [whispers to Jessica] Jessica has no idea I’m high.
Jessica: You’re high?
Trish: I’m sorry.
Trish: [whispers to Malcolm] Jessica has no idea I’m high.

Hogarth: If there’s one thing I hate, it’s losing.
Hogarth: If there’s two things I hate, it’s losing and getting ALS.

Jessica: Remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Griffin:
Jessica: A vague disclaimer is nobody’s friend.
Jessica: Have fun!

Malcolm: I have an idea. It’s very uncool. It’s not illegal technically. But it is a dick move.
Jessica: I love it.