Category: jessica x luke

Trish: Before Luke, you were just some pissed-off PI. But with him, you seemed happy.
Jessica: Hey, I was never happy. I was just less pissed-off.

Jessica: What’s wrong with the way I dress?
Luke: You know, some people might say that all the black leather kind of makes you look like an evil villain.
Jessica: [glares]
Luke: Not me. I think you look like a sexy motorcycle.

Luke: Misery loves company.
Jessica: You don’t have to tell me that. It’s the basis for our entire friendship.

Jessica: Look, you seem very nice.
Luke: Thanks.
Jessica: I have no room in my life for people like that.

Jessica: Somewhere along the line, I started hurting the people I care most about, and I can’t figure out how to stop.
Luke: Well, stop being a dick, Jess. It would help.

Danny: Look, I don’t think I did anything wrong. I’m not gonna apologize to Colleen.
Jessica: Oh yeah? Here’s the thing. You’re assuming that you’re good enough for Colleen and you’re not.
Danny: Yes I am.
Jessica: No, you’re not. Just like I’m not good enough for Luke.
Danny: Okay, well, yeah that’s true.
Jessica: Hey, watch it. I’m trying to help you out here.

Luke: It’s not the end of the world to feel things.
Jessica: I guess not. But it’s up there.

[Colleen and Jessica bring coffee]
Danny: Oh babe, I didn’t want whipped cream.
Colleen: Oh, well let me fix it for you, babe.
Luke: And this isn’t soy.
Jessica: Sucks to be you.

Luke: I didn’t want to hurt your feelings.
Jessica: Eww. Pump the brakes, Luke.
Luke: Because I’m terrified of you and what you’ll do to me.
Jessica: Oh. That’s sweet.