Category: original: that 70’s show

Trish: Before Luke, you were just some pissed-off PI. But with him, you seemed happy.
Jessica: Hey, I was never happy. I was just less pissed-off.

Trish: Come on, Jessica!
Jessica: But I don’t want to go outside. There are people out there.

Joy: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a four letter word for disappointment.
Harold: Ward.
Joy: It fits.

Danny: Look, I don’t think I did anything wrong. I’m not gonna apologize to Colleen.
Jessica: Oh yeah? Here’s the thing. You’re assuming that you’re good enough for Colleen and you’re not.
Danny: Yes I am.
Jessica: No, you’re not. Just like I’m not good enough for Luke.
Danny: Okay, well, yeah that’s true.
Jessica: Hey, watch it. I’m trying to help you out here.

Danny: Okay, now. These are called after dinner conversation cards. Let’s try one. [reads] If you were a bird, where would you fly? Claire?
Claire: Um, south?
Luke: I’d fly to Laser Floyd.
Matt: Can I be a monkey?
Jessica: If I was a bird, I’d fly into a ceiling fan.

Claire: You brought this on yourself.
Matt: I know I did, but that’s no reason for me to suffer.