Category: original: the big bang theory

Matt: Jessica, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.
Jessica: Yeah? Well, your Ken can kiss my Barbie.

Micro: I made tea.
Frank: I don’t want tea.
Micro: I didn’t make tea for you. This is my tea.
Frank: Then why are you telling me?
Micro: It’s a conversation starter.
Frank: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Micro: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

Jessica: Sorry I’m late.
Matt: What happened?
Jessica: Nothing. I just really didn’t want to come.

Malcolm: Good morning!
Jessica: Malcolm, it’s 8 a.m. It’s like the middle of the night.