Category: original: the simpsons

Jessica: Look, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you.
Danny: I like you.
Jessica: Well, I don’t like you.
Danny: Maybe you’d like me if you got to know me better.

Danny: There’s three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way, and the Danny Rand way!
Luke: Isn’t that the wrong way?
Danny: Yeah, but faster!

Karen: You’re a heartless jerk!
Matt: Where did that come from?
Matt: Oh right, my actions.

Colleen: You’re as smart as you are handsome.
Danny: Hey!
Danny: Oh, you meant that as a compliment.