Captain Contest I
Write a caption for…Frank Castle!
[The contest will go for three days and I will announce the winners sometime Sunday or Monday]
Colleen Wing: Hey gang, wanna watch “The BFG” tonight?
Matt Murdock: The Blind Freedom Guardian?
Jessica Jones: The Beer For Girls?
Luke Cage: The Black Father’s Generosity?
Danny Rand: The Bear Fighting Goose-Technique?
Frank Castle: The Big Fucking Guy?
Colleen: …how is it that the crazy serial killer who isn’t even in our friend group is the one with the closest answer?
Frank: If I don’t shoot someone soon, I’m gonna forget how.
Billy: [on the phone with Frank] You can say that over the phone, Castle. But if I had you here, I’d pound you to a pulp.
Frank: [walks through the door] Start pounding, Russo.
Frank: Where’s Rawlins?
Guard: I will never talk.
Frank: [shoots him in the mouth]
Frank: Then write.
Frank: Since when are you such a badass?
Karen: Since always.
Micro: We’re friends. I was building up to call you “Frankie” one of these days.
Frank: That will never happen. In fact, you just lost “Frank” privileges. From now on, you can call me “Castle” or “hey you.”
Micro: Come on, Frank.
Micro: Come on, hey you.
Micro: It feels really good having you inside of me.
Micro: And by “you,” I mean your voice.
Micro: And by “me,” I mean my ear.
Micro: I’m gonna stop talking now.
Frank: That would be my preference.
Dinah: I’m easy-going!
Sam: Once I saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler.
Dinah: It was off by half a centimeter. It should have never been in circulation.
Frank: Do you remember when I said to you next time we would meet that I wouldn’t be so nice?
Frank: Okay. Welcome to the next time.