Category: punisher

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Captain Contest I

Write a caption for…Frank Castle!

[The contest will go for three days and I will announce the winners sometime Sunday or Monday]

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Colleen Wing: Hey gang, wanna watch “The BFG” tonight?

Matt Murdock: The Blind Freedom Guardian?

Jessica Jones: The Beer For Girls?

Luke Cage: The Black Father’s Generosity?

Danny Rand: The Bear Fighting Goose-Technique?

Frank Castle: The Big Fucking Guy?

Colleen: …how is it that the crazy serial killer who isn’t even in our friend group is the one with the closest answer?

Conversation

Frank: If I don’t shoot someone soon, I’m gonna forget how.

Conversation

Frank: Where’s Rawlins?
Guard: I will never talk.
Frank: [shoots him in the mouth]
Frank: Then write.

Conversation

Frank: Since when are you such a badass?
Karen: Since always.

Conversation

Micro: We’re friends. I was building up to call you “Frankie” one of these days.
Frank: That will never happen. In fact, you just lost “Frank” privileges. From now on, you can call me “Castle” or “hey you.”
Micro: Come on, Frank.
Frank:
Micro: Come on, hey you.

Conversation

Dinah: I’m easy-going!
Sam: Once I saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler.
Dinah: It was off by half a centimeter. It should have never been in circulation.

Conversation

Frank: Do you remember when I said to you next time we would meet that I wouldn’t be so nice?
Matt: Yeah.
Frank: Okay. Welcome to the next time.