morals in daredevil
Micro: What is that?
Frank: It’s a bomb.
Micro: And you just leave it lying around?!
Frank: I was gonna put it in a box!
Micro: What good is a box gonna do?!
Frank: You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.
Frank: Lieberman, brief me on the situation.
Micro: Helpful hint to the scientists who programmed you, most people say hello at the beginning of a conversation. Another helpful hint-
Frank: Goodbye, Lieberman.
Karen: Hey, where’s Matt?
Frank: Matt ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
Frank: You want to be friends? Friendship, stage one: show me that I can trust you.
Micro: I saved your life. Twice.
Frank: Because you put it in danger. Twice.
Karen: Why can’t you guys just get along?
Frank: Because we hate each other.
Matt: That’s kind of how rivalries work, Karen.
Karen: Listen guys, Frank and I were talking last night-
Micro: Pillow talk alert! Set the scene: spooning or face-to-face?
Micro: [whispers] Spooning.
Colleen Wing: Hey gang, wanna watch “The BFG” tonight?
Matt Murdock: The Blind Freedom Guardian?
Jessica Jones: The Beer For Girls?
Luke Cage: The Black Father’s Generosity?
Danny Rand: The Bear Fighting Goose-Technique?
Frank Castle: The Big Fucking Guy?
Colleen: …how is it that the crazy serial killer who isn’t even in our friend group is the one with the closest answer?